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"There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer
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“Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.” - Salvador Dalí
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its so sad that blind people cant see the internet
*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful
(via beyoncebeytwice)
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
(via beyoncebeytwice)
if John Green got a 3 on his apush exam then there is no hope for society
will you still love me when i’m no longer young and
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class again
(via justnevilledup)
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts
When you’re singing alone on a golf course
(Source: spazztastic-muffin, via red-thebloodofangrymen)
